i swear, my friend and i were at dinner, and he gets up to call the wife. i'm eavesdropping, as befits the context (mexican restaurant, close quarters, 2 chatty gals next table).
one says to the other -- "i swear, i read "the secret" then put book under pillow and willed myself to dream i got the job, and it happened the very next morning!"
that sells books. but for me, i still miss the tooth fairy, which at least was real, dammit. lost my last tooth over 35 years ago, but still miss her.


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sweetkitten said:
you have no teeth left???
bigfan said:
good point -- the last tooth i lost the fun, twisty, gross-out your mom, swish salt water, get-nickel-under-pillow way. alas, a couple since.
its-not-me said:
its probably from all that chocolate you've been eating that the easter bunny brings you. That guy breaks into my fridge twice a weeks and refills it!!
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