How do I go about breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years? I just don't know what to do.

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Kill him hide the body in the river.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA! There you go again. You will be the first to be called up on when a body is found in a river

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I've noticed you too!
I laugh every time it comes up.

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How about just leave him? Oh, and don't forget to tell him you're leaving.

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Someone, most likely him, is going to get hurt no matter what. Be honest and be quick, and then be gone.

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what?

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do it by text...you're dumped...that should do it nicely succint and to the point.
or come and get your stuff me new lass is moving in....
either works

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Stay in a hotel and keep the receipt. Leave it where he'll find it. Nature will then take it's course.

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That is not a good idea.
then he gets the wrong idea.

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let him off slowly. the sooner you do, the easier it will be.

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oh hell, i am getting the WORST sense of deja vu here! i had to go outside and smoke before giving an answer to this one. i could tell you a long tale of heartbreak and pain that 80's groups used to sing about but it comes down to two words: BE HONEST!!!! yes, you will hurt him. after 2 years, it can't be avoided. after awhile i can promise you that he will be grateful you didn't 'string him along'. good luck.:)

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I am in the same situation.
Don't do it by text. that means a wimp.
Lie with a hotel bill? Horrible.
Kill him isn't a bad idea ;)
I think what i am going to do is honestly sit down.
And be like.
Its been great. but i don't believe that i can continue this.
I think we should end our relationship....
kinda like that.

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