I've been at my firm for 12 years already and I am up for partner but they are making me jump through all sorts of hoops. Well they don't realize who they are dealing with, this morning I peed in their cheerios. They just assumed that the milk was bad.
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kelsie said:
hahaha, that's so funny.
Allthatjazz said:
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT....I commend you. I am a fan of you officially.
cchanel said:
ha when i read this, i couldn't stop laughing. did they actually eat it?
Allthatjazz said:
yes. and they enjoyed every bite. I've never been more happy to be at that firm.
cchanel said:
good for you, did you tell your wife you did that?
Allthatjazz said:
I'm actually single. My job takes up all of my time...in case you couldn't tell I'm a lawyer at a top firm in st. louis.
cchanel said:
i'm sorry to hear that. that's nice that you are dedicated to your work like that.
worrywort said:
very caddyshack of you, huh? assume this is a law firm.... lol
DarkGoddessLibrarian said:
*bows in reverence* That was awesome. I hope they give you the position soon, or otherwise their food might get contaminated worse. :)
fearlex said:
Hahahahahahahahaahahha i couldn't stop laughing, hahahahahahaha that's something that i gotta try in my work, LOLOLOLOL peeing on carne's salad, LOLOLOL
shayshay69 said:
wait wat r u talking about
Shy said:
you are fired.
stranger1234 said:
LOLOLOLOLOL wwow
Shy said:
I can't believe you people are encouraging this douchebag. Every job comes with its set of challenges, and there's a reason why lawyers are made to jump through hoops before making partner. It doesn't justify pissing in someone's food and putting their health at risk.
Shy said:
lol ^5 dude. Reminds me of the time I put a booger on my ex girlfriends hotdog and watched her eat it.
Shy said:
This post has enough information for a boss to pinpoint you. For a lawyer you should have been more cautious about giving so much information. Maybe you won't be partner after all.
Shy said:
there comes a time when a man has to make a stand in his life,you either face it head on and get through it,and confront the people or the problem.and success will be your friend,or you piss in there cornflakes and bitter taste is there`s and laughter is your`s but the problem will still be there tomorrow!!!!!!
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