im a douche

I am 6'2", weigh 200 lbs, I have a six pack, i get expensive haircuts, my teeth are perfectly straight and perfectly white, i am very tan, i wear pretty much nothing but designer clothes, i have a good job, i have money and yet, i still get turned down left and right. i think its funny!

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LOL, probably u got some kind of spell. Go to Haiti and have a Voodoo sorcerer check your pepe.

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did you check your personality? do you lack a sense of humor more than other men?

how much do the haiti people charge?

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work on the INSIDE -- like blond cheerleaders (at least from what i recall 30 years ago!), you have to try HARDER to get people to see past the bod, if you are blessed. I wish i had that problem.

I was just about to ask that

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I notice you didn't post anything about hobbies, interests, personality, etc. From this post it sounds like you're trying too hard to make a good impression, and just coming off as fake.

I agree 100%! He sounds like one of those Jersey Guidos!

Your probably corny as hell thats why.

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You sound like you belong on this site...

http://tinyurl.com/6g5t84

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you may not have found the right person yet. keep trying, dude.

i love guidos!!!

I bet you don't love them half as much as they love themselves with their plucked eyebrows and smell of too much cologne

true that, who could love a guido more than a guido?

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